I'm so proud
Today was a big day here at the Van Name household, a rite of passage, if you will: Sarah got her own xBox gamertag. Now, she can sign in under her own name, accumulate her own losses, live with her own poor ranking, and endure all the humiliation her father already experiences.
Choosing a gamertag is a tricky proposition. You want something that expresses your personality, that is classy and yet informal, that tells the other gamers that you're a serious force to be reckoned with. (Sarah adds: no numbers.)
Sarah considered many candidates, including such expressive options as
pianistIn the end, though, she opted for the one label that she felt truly captured her essence as a gamer:
violinist
latin scholar
Octopus of Crime
John C Calhoun
TitsLegitI'm so very proud.
Actually, I am, and if you're among the irony-impaired who can't appreciate it, I can only say: Good show upholding our moral standards.
(NOTE FROM SARAH: I won't accept friend requests from creepers--and, I rock at Halo.)
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"(NOTE FROM SARAH: I won't accept friend requests from creepers--and, I rock at Halo.)"
Since Sarah's already accepted my friend request, there is no part of that sentence that isn't a lie.
Excellent points.
But you're my real life friend!
That's legit.
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