Wednesday, August 31, 2011

An alternate perspective:
Tigger answers the Dr. Efficient questions, #2

Warning: The following is an adult entry. If you are underage or simply do not want to read about sex-related topics, stop now.

Tigger is working hard to catch up to Dr. Efficient and, even though a hurricane may soon hit her, has already supplied me with these answers.


All opinions are those of Tigger.

How does one entice a partner who has apparently given up sex into wanting to fuck again?

Does anyone really have this problem?

Kneel between his legs and blow him. Possibly consider stripping naked and/or playing porn in the background when you do this.

If this somehow fails, probably he needs to change any medications he is taking and/or his choices re: recreational drug use.
Why is love so important to a woman and not so much for a man? And, no, saying "I love you" just to have sex doesn't count.
Love is important to everyone. Differences in expression and the way we understand "love" are mostly a result of cultural conditioning.

Mark's home page includes a sentence that starts out, "stories help us understand the universe and our place in it." I totally believe this. I also think it is largely why women get caught in fantasies about romance and men want to run out and fight things, in both cases as expressions of love.

It's possible this works in reverse, that stories are modeled on reality rather than reality being modeled on stories. I think the "emo" kids disprove this, though. That population seems to demonstrate that given the right sort of cultural influences, boys and girls may model themselves in such a way as to be almost completely indistinguishable from each other.
What is it about big breasts that makes men go catatonic?
It's the possibilities inherent in cleavage and the idea of something else they could slide their cock between.


Alternatively, it might be the same reason that men are so impressed by trucks with really, really BIG tires. Whatever that reason might be.

If I recall correctly, according to some of those evolutionary psychology types that Dr. Efficient is so enamoured of, liking big boobs has something to do with how much easier it is to accurately guess age and, therefore, likelihood of fertility. Because unsupported big boobs typically go all obviously floppy as you age, whereas it's harder to tell with tiny boobs. I'm surprised he didn't mention this, actually.

I'd still bet on the cleavage thing, though.

As long as you keep sending in questions, Tigger and Dr. Efficient will return soon! Email your queries to me or send them via the Contact page on my site.

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