Saturday, January 29, 2011

A bad brain moment

(Warning: Adult content follows. If you end up having to squeegee your third eye clean after reading this, don't blame me.)

What do you think when you see this name and this photo? Here's what ran through my mind when I did.

I've never believed in naming one's body parts, so though popular culture might have one believe that men name their penises, I have never named mine. Having seen this page, though, I for the first time wondered if I was missing something by abstaining from this practice.

Consider the very weird prospect of me unzipping, pointing down, and saying,

"Say hello to the Corntastic Porndog."

I warned you.


J. Griffin Barber said...

While riding on your hotdog throne of DOOM!!!

Look into my eye!


Mark said...


Ticia said...

::shakes head::

I knew we were going there...

Mark said...

With Griffin and me, it was a near certainty.

J. Griffin Barber said...

Near? As in 99.999%, yes.

John Lambshead said...

People eat that?

Mark said...

That's a very personal question, John.


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