Zombies on a plane

Oh, yes, we did. Last night, after unhealthy helpings of safety cake as our first dessert course, a group of hardy zombie fans watched Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane. You can guess the plot from the title, so I won't go into any details on it. What you might not guess is that, despite a relatively slow starting sequence, the movie is better than most zombie films and quite a lot of fun.

Don't believe me? Fair enough, given my track record. So, to convince you, here are five things from this movie that should be enough to persuade any zombie fan to give it a try. (Warning: These are spoilers of a sort, but don't worry; the scenes in which they occur will still be worth watching.)

5. a Tiger Woods rip-off character using a golf club to whack off a zombie's head

4. a zombie seat-belted into an airplane seat taking out a fighter plane

3. a completely legless zombie hand-walking across a landscape that looks remarkably like Mars

2. umbrella-through-the-head-and-opening-on-the-other-side zombie-killing fu

and something no one wants to miss

1. a half-legged zombie nun on the attack

If your local video store doesn't have this fine feature film, you can find it on Amazon. Enjoy!