Friday, November 20, 2015

I am a mad, hairy beast

It's 4:45 in the morning.  I've been working since about eleven, and I have still more work to do.  On a bathroom break I noticed again what a hairy beast I have become.

I figured you'd want to see.

Click the image to see a larger version.

Why, you might ask, have I let myself become this hairy?

See if you can guess the reason(s).

I am this hairy because
  1. I've heard the ladies like the hairy man.
  2. I'm auditioning for the role of James "Bucky" Yeti in the local production of It's an Abominable Life.
  3. I've been crazy busy at work.
  4. I've learned that you can stave off hunger for hours by plucking and chewing beard hairs.
  5. I haven't felt like shaving or trimming my beard.
  6. All of the above.
  7. None of the above.
Hint:  This is not an easy quiz.


Mark P said...

I'm going for none of the above. You're obviously going for what my daughter described as the hipster look where you have a fuller beard. A lot of film stars seem to be wearing them currently. Or you could be over doing Movember!

Anonymous said...

3,5,6 and 7!!
Three and five because they are both the potential logical reasons. Six because all the other reasons you just came up with sound cool and your tired and delusional enough at the time you write this to not want to shave because of them And seven because there isn't a real reason it just sort of happened.

Ps I don't think you look that bad in the photo, other then the sleep deprivation.



Mark said...

Thanks for the kind words. The weirder answers come not from fatigue but from the weirdness that wanders around my brain.


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