The top 5 reasons I'll see The Lone Ranger
5. I don't care that Rotten Tomatoes currently has it at 21%; I'm always down for a bad movie before the beach.
4. Helena Bonham Carter is not only reprising her usual skanky role, she shoots a gun hidden in the heel of her boot!
3. Armie Hammer rides a horse through a train while having a gunfight. Who could resist that?
2. Ruth Wilson was fantastic in Luther, so I'm very curious to see her, even in a small role, on the big screen.
and the number one reason I'm going to see this film...
1. Johnny Depp walks around with a dead bird on his head.
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Just the fact that Johnny Depp is in this movie should be enough. The dead bird is a bonus!
I was surprised to see that RottenTomatoes had it so low. Even the much maligned John Carter got 51% (and I actually liked that movie). We'll probably see Lone Ranger at the $2 theater in a few months.
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