Yo, Internets! I'm wearing my reading glasses

and I'm watching you.

Don't think I'm not.

Now, go about your business, but be nice to one another--and keep an eagle eye out for zombies.

Fireworks, by the way, make nifty zombie decapitation devices. That is, they are good for zombie destruction provided, of course, that you can get close enough to a zombie to firmly attach a large aerial repeater to the zombie's chest, tie its head forward so it's looking down into the repeater, and then light the fuse--and run away, of course. You wouldn't want flying zombie head bits all over your clothes.

I'm just sayin'.