Oh, I am indeed a faithful follower of fashion.
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Nothing says high fashion like sparkly ears and a three-year-old windbreaker.
Several folks who've seen this photo have debated whether this is my normal (a k a "I will kill you") or my mildly annoyed (a k a "I will kill you slowly"s) smile. I think it correctly shows that I'm about as happy as a man with glittery ears can be.