Five signs that your neck is too big
5. NFL players whistle in awe and ask what neck-training regimen you follow.
4. Small children wonder aloud how your head stays on without a neck.
3. No dress shirt's collar will close unless you start with a garment five sizes bigger than what you wear and have the tent tailored into something that fits your body.
2. ENT specialists demand triple-time if they have to work on it.
1. European assassins have to bring garrote extenders when they come to kill you.
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