When you read

this io9 article on the raunchiest science-fiction comedies, how do you react? Do you

(A) Quickly hit the back button and wonder what you were thinking for clicking on the link in the first place

(B) Despair at the state of filmed SF

(C) Hope desperately that Hot Tub Time Machine isn't anywhere near as bad as these notable bad-movie classics, because otherwise you're never going to talk your friends into seeing it

(D) Note with satisfaction that you've seen almost all of them

(E) Gasp in amazement at the mere thought of One Eyed Monster and immediately order it from Amazon

If you're me, you do all of C, D, and E.

Yes, I really will watch anything.