Beware the hairy beast that walks like a man

Yes, it does indeed walk and even sometimes talk like a man, but you cannot trust this creature.

It has decided not to trim any of its facial fur until it has accomplished three sets of key objectives:

* finish the first draft of its novel, which could happen any time in the next several days

* pay all its bills, many of which are overdue (from lack of time, not lack of money)

* complete nine work deliverables

How hairy might this animal get?

Do not ask. You do not want to know.

Is this strange decision bothering it?


What do you think?

If you see it, what should you do?

Run away, lest it give you a look like this.

You've been warned.