My spam tells me a story

Tonight's four spam messages told me a story.

The first advertised a LifeLock identity protection service.  It wanted me to protect my identity so I could take advantage of...

...the offering of my second message, which said I could get an ezFHA mortgage and even a home-improvement loan.

That loan would help me benefit from the third message's Andersen Windows renewal offer, so the windows in my new house would be clean and let me easily...

...check out the 25 hot women of my fourth spam message.

It's nice when spam offers a bedtime story.