This movie can't come soon enough for me

We've had some good action movies since Captain America launched the summer movie season back in early April, but Hollywood hasn't released nearly enough of of them for my taste.  Consider this coming weekend, for example; nothing of action consequence is opening.

That's why, as dumb as The Expendables 3 will inevitably be, it cannot come too soon for my taste.

Enjoy this new trailer for it.



Yeah, it's made of dumb awesome explosives and more steroids than Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva combined, but that's exactly what this summer needs.

Expendables 3 -- don't hate

Yeah, I know:  I'm supposed to be this author with literary ambitions.  Well, I am.  I'm also a guy who loves bad action movies and is as excited as hell to see this one.



As Walt Whitman wrote, "Do I contradict myself?  Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."

And every single one of them is squeeing with fanboy joy at watching this group of action stars--a group that includes UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey--kick some serious butt.

Oh, yeah.

Don't hate.