Showing posts with label Holden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holden. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Holden vs. the peanut butter jar


Holden may be old--well, he is old--but that doesn't mean he's not willing to go one-on-one with a peanut butter jar.

He starts slowly, not aiming for the bottom quite yet.

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After a while, though, he extends his tongue downward for the final treasure.


Everyone needs a few Holden pics now and again.




Friday, September 1, 2017

Holden turns to needles


Acupuncture needles, to be precise.  The poor old dog's rear legs are so weak he has trouble getting up and even difficulty walking straight, so in addition to pain pills and lots of other stuff, we're trying, on the advice of our vet, acupuncture.


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Wish Holden and us luck.  It's rough to watch him face these challenges--and almost certainly rougher for him to deal with them.




Wednesday, August 30, 2017

The many post-nap faces of Holden


He awakens.

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He sits up, still unsure whether to greet the moment or fall back over.


Yawning!  That's the ticket.


Oh, yes, a full-on yawn feels so good.


And then it's time for another nap.

Thus is the life of the fourteen-year-old Holden.



Saturday, June 10, 2017

The world's greatest dog turns 14


That title is sure to incite debate among the many people who own dogs they consider the greatest, but for me, Holden is, has been, and always will be the world's greatest dog.  Today, he and his siblings, Shibori and Pixil, turned 14.

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As you can tell, he did not treat the occasion with any excitement. For him, it was just another day.


If that yawn contains any emotion at all, it's one of mild annoyance.

Still, he remained his usual contemplative self, pondering life's big questions from a perch on one of his many pillows scattered around the house.


The promise of treats was enough to stir him from his usual languor and capture his full attention.


He is nothing but focused when it comes to carb-based treats.


He is and always has been a carb hound, but his figure remains trim and at the same weight since he was about two.

Holden is already older than is typical for his size, but I cannot help but hope for many more years of pain-free, slow, treat-filled life for him. I love him more than I have ever loved any pet, and when death finally takes him, it will wreck me utterly.





Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Holden spurns Fur Holden


What cruel rejection is this, that Fur Holden, a creature born of the mighty dog himself, should suffer such willful inattention at the hands of his creator.


Fur Holden, lacking legs, could only hold his ground until breezes or grasping arms or Swiffers hastened his departure from this short, cold life.



Monday, April 3, 2017

Holden says


All your remotes are mine.


He is correct.



Saturday, January 7, 2017

Didn't shower, don't have to (and a cute dog)


That's a rule when snow-pocalypse hits the Research Triangle area.  I slept all day and couldn't be happier for having done so.

How bad is it?  Here at the house, we are buried under what might be as much as two or three inches of snow and ice.  Northerners, feel free to laugh; we deserve it.  (On the serious side, the ice is the issue.)

The view out the front door at a bit after six is gray and white.

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Intrepid as ever, Holden is willing to brave the outdoors--though admittedly only because he has business to conduct.


"It's come to this," he says, "you're using me as cheap traffic bait?"


Why, yes, Holden, yes, I am.  We all gotta earn our kibble, and this is part of how you earn yours.







Sunday, January 1, 2017

Holden sees light and dark in the year ahead


As this picture shows, Holden lives in both the light and the dark, and he sees both in 2017.

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He advises us to seek the light, do our best to illuminate the dark, and buckle in for some rough days ahead.

Sage advice from a sage hound.





Monday, October 17, 2016

Holden at eight weeks


He was and remains the world's cutest dog.


That was 13 years and two months ago.



Monday, October 3, 2016

The barking cycle will not break


Holden's sister, Pixil, is spending a few nights with us while her owner, Gina, is out of town.  Pixil is a planner, a hound who's always playing for the main chance.  She also is supremely adept at cranking up her brother just because she can.  Combine that with a willingness to bark at a shadow of a leaf, and you have a recipe for barking beyond all reason.

Tonight, for example, Holden was working on a bone in the den while Pixil was, as usual, stretched out in her guest crate on watch for Gina.

Holden coughed a bit on the bone.

Pixil barked to sound the alert:  something must be amiss!

Holden ran to join her and began barking, too.

Pixil grew agitated--Holden has confirmed the threat!--and barked louder.

The two of them fed on each other's barks and through the power of their barking turned away whatever threat was menacing us.

And so the barking cycle begins anew.



Thursday, May 19, 2016

The best dog in the world protects a bone


For no reason I could fathom, one evening not long ago, Holden decided that everyone in our den was a threat to one of his bones.  Having reached that decision, he leapt into action to defend the bone.

First, he tried distracting us all by moving his head and tail so quickly that they became blurry.

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That ploy worked briefly, but we must have paid too much attention to the bone, because he then decided to draw away our attention by walking toward a person and psychically broadcasting, "Follow me with your eyes, me, just me, not that bone, only me."


He next tried a blend of fast motion and psychic persuasion.


I must not have responded as he wished, because he then decided to reassess whether the bone was worth all the effort it was causing him.


Eventually, he decided that it was indeed a worthy bone, so he beseeched me directly not to let anyone touch it.


Holden carried the day.  I agreed we would all leave the bone in his able care.

The bone thanked him.


The greatest dog in the world averted another crisis.




Sunday, January 24, 2016

The world outside my house


MarkP asked for a few shots of the outside world, so for the first time since I arrived home Thursday night, I braved the outdoors.  I didn't go out until late in the afternoon on Sunday, so a lot of the snow and ice had melted by then; sorry about that, Mark.

Here's Holden sniffing some plants near our front door.

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As you can tell, others have been out walking, and despite the melting, we still have a lot of ice.

The driveway to the left is clearing.


Straight ahead, not as much has melted.


To the right, Cone Man must stand in the snow but at least has the joy of presiding over a melting section of the driveway.


Tonight, the temperature will drop, and a lot of the water on the roads will freeze into black ice.

Regardless, early tomorrow morning I must head to the airport for the next trip.

Wish me luck getting to RDU!



Wednesday, December 30, 2015

When you have five dog beds scattered around the den,


how do you choose among them?

If you're Holden, the world's greatest dog, the answer is simple:

You eschew them all for the sleek and cool wood floor.

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He is just as cute from above, by the way, poised as he is, ready to leap into action at a moment's notice.


Or not.

It was that kind of night for Holden.



Sunday, November 29, 2015

Thanksgiving Cone Man gives no thanks


At a time when we should all be celebrating the beauty of fall and giving thanks for all we have, the Cone Man is doing none of those things.  Instead, he's plotting world conquest once again, this time with his latest henchthing, the metal dragon.

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Do not be fooled by the size of the metal dragon, for though it is short, it is also fearsome--and now it is under Cone Man's sway.  The damage these two could do to our world, nay, to the very fabric of our reality, is impossible to measure.

Fortunately for all of us, Holden is, as always, on the job.

At first, he tried to reason with both metal dragon and then Cone Man.


Sadly, that approach failed.

Being a prudent dog hero, Holden then inspected the perimeter for additional troublemakers--a wise move, because Cone Man has been known to summon allies from other dimensions.


Happily, Holden found no additional conspirators.

He tried once again to reason with the dastardly duo, but once again, he failed.

They were having none of reason.

Finally, forced to employ drastic measures, Holden backed up to the metal dragon and explained exactly what horrors he would rain on the dragon should the dragon not cease and desist from all plotting.


The dragon, being metal, quickly realized that Holden, being male, would be all to happy to deliver the Rust-Inducing Dog Piss Rain of Doom (TM pending by Holden), and agreed to a truce.

Metal dragon now serves as Holden's lieutenant, keeping a watchful eye on Cone Man, and the world is now safe once again--thanks to Holden--from Cone Man's machinations.

For now.






Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The bored Holden


Holden was without several of his people last week, so he made his bored displeasure known.

He began with your basic boredom pose.

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He then took it to the next level with this classic image of doggie ennui.


Whatever is a dog to do?

Fortunately, his people are around again, and all is back to normal--at least until I leave for DragonCon next week.



Saturday, August 8, 2015

Holden foils the moth invasion


One night, standing near the diabolical Cone Man,

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I thought I heard whispers.  No matter how closely I listened, however, I could not be sure if what I was hearing was the words, "Yes, my pretties," all drawn out, or the breeze playing in the night.

The sounds vanished as I drew closer to the house, where I found this giant yellow moth hanging by the front door.


The ways of the Cone Man are devious and dastardly, so I shooed away the moth, went inside, and thought little more about it.

Until the next night, when this green giant now perched by the door, waiting to do only Cone Man knows what evil.


Clearly, it was time to call Holden, vanquisher of Cone Man plots and dog extraordinaire.  

After a long squirt in the neighborhood of the Cone Man and a chat I could not make out, he began a vigorous conversation with the green giant.


After much head wagging and backing and forthing, Holden pronounced the threat over.


We have not seen the giant moths since then.



Sunday, May 3, 2015

Putting a plate of bacon on the counter


summons Holden faster than any dog whistle or command ever could.

After verifying he cannot simply reach up and take the lovely strips, because even he won't do that when humans are actually watching the plate, Holden begins his various approaches.

First, he tries a speed run around the kitchen island.

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When his super speed fails to distract us, he moves to direct entreaties.  First up is the head tilt with mild drool.


Next, he busts outs the slightly calmer and ever so slightly sad, "surely you want me to have bacon" look.


When those fail, he moves in and applies the giant hypnotic eyes approach.


Alas for poor Holden, that evening there was no bacon, because I held firm.

I remain confident, however, that when next bacon appears on the counter, Holden will try again for the delicious prize.



Tuesday, March 3, 2015

I'm with Holden


If there's any more snow, I'm packing up and heading out, as Holden nearly did in the recent storm.

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The next time I want to see snow is when I hit Whistler for TEDActive.

Truth is, I don't even want snow there, but I accept its inevitability.

I'm ready for spring.


Saturday, February 21, 2015

When you get a new ham bone


you have to contemplate it, study it, plan your attack--and, of course, protect it. 

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When you're ready, you pounce.


Once you have it securely under control, you move your head so quickly that no camera can captuer your motion perfectly. 


Victory over the ham bone is now yours. 

Alas, victory is tiring, and so you yawn.


At this point, what else can do you but gaze soulfully into your human's eyes and implore him...


...yes, almost command him...


...to give you another new bone.

And so it begins again.



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