wanted me to protect my floors, get a college degree, date Russian single women, and learn to code.
I was impressed by how constructive it all was.
Of course, when you start taking life advice from your email spam, something is terribly wrong.
Fortunately, I am not at that point...at least, not yet.
Dear Mark,
ReplyDeleteI don't know for sure about your floors but they've seemed all right in the past. You've got a degree and know how to code. I think it's time for you to look into Russian women. Jim's Olga was a very impressive person.
Come to think, she's free now. You could do a lot worse.
Thoughtfully,
Dave
Thanks for the thoughtful advice, but I'm fine without Russian women.
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