For the late show this year at the beach, I've already accumulated many gems, including
The Zombie Diariesand, yes,
The Zombie Pack
Zombies Anonymous
Attack Girls Swim Team vs. the Undead
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Special DeadWe will watch them, oh yes, we will.
That's how low.
You are going to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and you are staying at the beach and swimming in the ocean? What are you asking for a remake of Jaws? You shouldn't tempt fate...
ReplyDeleteWe're not going out to it; we're bringing it in. And, check out its YouTube trailer; it has nothing to do with reality.
ReplyDeleteUh huh, and I guess you didn't notice in "Orca" when the damn killer whale leaped through the floor of the pier and bit off Bo Derek's leg...and the Giant Octopus is lurking right off the continental shelf and has your name marked for dinner. I believe all sea creatures plot and scheme. I really don't think the movies would steer the public wrong...
ReplyDeletePerhaps you're right. We'll find out this year.
ReplyDeleteI don't "Spanking Lesbian Volcanic Inferno" on the list?
ReplyDeleteJohn
John, I can't find that one on Amazon, alas.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better than a good "b" sci fi movie while on vacation...heck, anytime is the right time for a "b" movie. Enjoy!
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I have to agree! My beach vacation is still six or seven weeks away (I dare not count), but I am already past ready for it.
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